{"id":2186,"date":"2025-04-17T05:57:06","date_gmt":"2025-04-17T05:57:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kaskipaja.net\/kaski\/?p=2186"},"modified":"2025-04-21T05:57:49","modified_gmt":"2025-04-21T05:57:49","slug":"17-4-2025-vitseja-vitseja-vitseja-osa-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kaskipaja.net\/kaski\/2025\/04\/17\/17-4-2025-vitseja-vitseja-vitseja-osa-1\/","title":{"rendered":"* (17.4.2025) : Vitsej\u00e4, vitsej\u00e4, vitsej\u00e4… – osa 1"},"content":{"rendered":"

* Mit\u00e4 yhteist\u00e4 on Tikkurilan v\u00e4ritehtaan ty\u00f6harjoittelijalla ja Tapparan puolustajalla?
\n– Saa katsoa vierest\u00e4, kun maaleja tehd\u00e4\u00e4n…<\/p>\n

* Kunnallisvaalit on merkillinen juttu. Kaksi miljoonaa suomalaista miest\u00e4 l\u00e4htee kotoaan menn\u00e4kseen \u00e4\u00e4nest\u00e4m\u00e4\u00e4n, ja melkein miljoona heist\u00e4 tekeekin sen.<\/p>\n

* Mit\u00e4 eroa on suomalaisella \u00e4\u00e4nest\u00e4j\u00e4ll\u00e4 ja spitaalisella?
\n– Spitaalista voi vet\u00e4\u00e4 nen\u00e4st\u00e4 vain yhden kerran.<\/p>\n

* Mit\u00e4 yhteist\u00e4 on ven\u00e4l\u00e4isell\u00e4 leiv\u00e4ll\u00e4 ja PC:n \u00e4\u00e4nill\u00e4?
\n– Molemmat ovat kortilla.<\/p>\n

* Mit\u00e4 n\u00f6rtti tekee, kun h\u00e4n n\u00e4kee kauniin naisen?
\n– Painaa “Print”-painiketta.<\/p>\n

(L\u00e4hde: Vitsikirja 2012)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

* Mit\u00e4 yhteist\u00e4 on Tikkurilan v\u00e4ritehtaan ty\u00f6harjoittelijalla ja Tapparan puolustajalla? – Saa katsoa vierest\u00e4, kun maaleja tehd\u00e4\u00e4n… * Kunnallisvaalit on merkillinen juttu. Kaksi miljoonaa suomalaista miest\u00e4 l\u00e4htee kotoaan menn\u00e4kseen \u00e4\u00e4nest\u00e4m\u00e4\u00e4n, ja melkein miljoona heist\u00e4 tekeekin sen. * Mit\u00e4 eroa on suomalaisella \u00e4\u00e4nest\u00e4j\u00e4ll\u00e4 ja spitaalisella? – Spitaalista voi vet\u00e4\u00e4 nen\u00e4st\u00e4 vain yhden kerran. * Mit\u00e4 yhteist\u00e4 …<\/p>\n

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